list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

(Source: boybanders, via jellowbananas)


*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus, via bright-redheels)


girl …….. don’t sit there and preach about homosexuality being wrong when you’re always trying to get fucked in your asshole .


my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via anaxagorasorectolobidae)